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Manana Puddin'

Otherwise known as 'Bastard Custard' or 'your lord and savior.'

My fandoms include pre-'00s pornography, Doctor Who, anything involving James Spader or Michael C. Hall, the Star Wars franchise, all things music, pop culture of the '80s, and overuse of the word 'plethora.'

My desires range from triumphing over transphobia, to promoting hedonism, to supporting atheism, to debunking superiority complexes, to surviving the human race.

Lit Tag: dlb poetry

Confessional Tag: dlb bio

Penises are really pretty amazing things, if you think about it. Like, one minute, it’s all squirreled in like a hair scrunch that’s never been used…you’re kissing and staring at this tiny, turtle-headed piece of flesh with a sack just hanging from it like old luggage.

Then suddenly, OHFUCKWHATHEFUCK IS THAT…IN MY MOUTH…FUCK, I’M GOING TO DIE BY PENIS!?!?!

virginwhoreofbabylon:

Vintage bondage

virginwhoreofbabylon:

Vintage bondage